Secret Vibe

I received a tip from Sean, the owner of Sexy Bondage Restraints, who is also a reader of this blog. He pointed me to a new item he has stocked that appears to that appears to be one that I’ve been trying to find for over a year! After taking a look at it online, I think he’s right–this just might be it!

To set the stage, one thing that Joy and I like to do is go out on “date nights”. Date night is not just a trip to the movies or a visit to a nice restaurant for dinner. We eat at restaurants fairly frequently, but merely going out for a meal doesn’t constitute a date night. For us, a date night means that we go somewhere out in public, but our Dominant/submissive rules are in place while we are out. Oh, they’re not out in full view for everyone to see–we try to pass as just another couple under casual scrutiny at least. But underneath, where it’s not quite so obvious, things are a bit less vanilla.

What do I mean when I say that our D/s rules are in place? Well, most of the time D/s for us pretty much ends once we’re outside the walls of the bedroom. But on date nights, I pick what Joy will wear, and I expect her to comply. I’ll instruct Joy that she needs to put on a short skirt and no panties, for instance, or that open tip bra I like so much. I might require her to wear a choker (because they look so sexy…almost like a collar) or the bondage belt I wrote about the other day. I’ll order from the menu for her if we’re having a meal, and sometimes afterwards, perhaps even in the car in the parking lot, I might require her to provide me with a special favor, and I suspect you can guess what that might be if you try.

Sometimes, though, it’s fun to go a step further. We own a leather harness that is built to keep an anal dildo in place, and a couple times I have put this harness on Joy underneath her skirt, with the appropriate dildo inserted where it belongs, before we have left for the evening. The feeling of fullness it provides (along with the sense of security that the dildo will not slip out that the harness guarantees) has made for particularly fun evenings.

But the problem has been that the dildo we have is just that…a dildo. It doesn’t vibrate. Wouldn’t it be even more fun, I’ve often thought, to have a vibrating dildo in the harness instead, one that I could turn on and off while its inside Joy, even when we’re out in public?

And that’s how my mission to try to find a wireless, remote control, harness-compatible anal dildo started. I’ve looked high and low online, and I even made a trip out to a local brick-and-mortar sex shop to ask them if they had heard of anything that might fit the bill. I found vibrating anal plugs galore, but only a few of them were wireless remote control, and of those, none had the proper shape to fit into our harness. Until now, my search has been unsuccessful. However, as I said above, I think Sean has come through for me.

The product he has located is called the Genius Secret Vibe. Great name because it’s made to be secret when one is wearing it! Let’s take a quick look at how it stacks up to my requirements:

  1. Vibrating Anal Plug? Yes!
  2. Wireless Remote Control? Yes!
  3. Flat bottom that it is harness compatible? Tentative Yes

Note that last “tentative yes”. That’s the only possible issue that I can see–the bottom is a suction cup and is made of flexible rubber, and while it’s the right shape for our harness, I’m not positive it’s rigid enough to stay in place. I’ll have to get my hands on it to confirm.

We haven’t tried the Genius Vibe yet, so I can’t report out on our satisfaction at this point, but once we get it I’ll post a full review. In the meantime, I’m going to start thinking where we need to go for our next date night! Hmmm…someplace where Joy will have to keep a straight face no matter how hot the party gets underneath her skirt…

Enjoy Yourself!

Jake

No Such Toy

I like to peruse the various different BDSM and Sex Toy vendor sites looking for new and different additions to add to our collection. Over the years Joy and I have gotten a lot of pleasure out of the various pieces of equipment we own, and while some purchases have disappointed, many others have proven valuable indeed. While it’s fun to browse online, these days most of my purchases come because I have an idea for a scene, and I need something specific to turn the vision I have in my head into reality.

Sadly, though, I have several times now envisioned a piece of equipment, gone out to find a reasonable approximation of what I have in mind, and discovered to my chagrin that said piece of equipment doesn’t seem to exist. How disappointing! While there has been a fair amount of innovation in the sexual equipment marketplace over the last couple decades, there is still much room for new ideas!

With that in mind, I thought I’d describe three items that I wish existed, and which I would buy if they did exist. Perhaps some innovator out there will take these ideas and run with them. If so, let me know—I’ll be your first customer!

  • Remote Control Wireless Vibrating Butt Plug: I’ve been looking for this for literally years, but without success. Having Joy wear this item out on a date while I carry the remote in my pocket and can activate it when I choose would be highly exciting for both of us! Why does no one make one of these? The characteristics required are as follows:

    • Wireless remote control operation
    • Shaped and sized so that it can remain in place while walking out in public
    • Shaped so that it can remain inserted on its own—this would probably need to leverage a harness to ensure it stays in place, and I already have one that would work provided that the base fits into a standard strap-on mount
  • Panties with Attached Remote Control Vibrating Dildo and Vibrating Clitoral Stimulator: Perhaps I simply want too much of a good thing with this item, but what I’d like is a pair of panties with a built-in, vibrating vaginal insert, plus some sort of clitoral stimulator (similar in basic concept to the rabbit portion of a rabbit vibrator) as well. I’ve seen other vibrating panties, but frankly have been unimpressed. They don’t get enough leverage to be able to bring Joy to orgasm. The panties I envision would resolve that issue by fitting snugly (perhaps latex would be the right material?) as well as including both interior and exterior stimulation. As with the butt plug described above, I’d like these to be wearable under a skirt out in public, and controlled via wireless remote. Once again, I suspect these would drive Joy wild on a date night, plus they’d come in handy during scenes in which Joy is required to provide me with oral sex.
  • A truly subtle set of dress bondage cuffs and collar. I’d want these to be strong enough to be functional, and yet elegant and discrete enough to pass in public. That means they probably must be metal (I can’t see how leather could pass), no padlock motifs, and the attachment points must be subtle rather than overt o-rings. Joy would get a kick out of wearing these out and about, and knowing that as soon as we were behind closed doors, I could have her helplessly bound in them.
  • I’ve also noticed that there’s a severe lack of well-made, elegant bondage furniture available. There are certainly various metal chairs, racks, cages, etc, but that’s not what I’m talking about. I mean, for instance, a pretty and padded spanking table, one that would mingle the comfort of fine furniture with the severity of being unable to move while being spanked. Or a bondage chair that enforces wide-spread legs and offers attachment points for hands both above the head and behind the back of the chair, while providing a cushioned surface on which the bound party sits. I picture wood and upholstery rather than metal bars or plastic. Think of furniture that you’d be proud to have in your living room if you never had vanilla visitors and you’ll have the basic concept in mind.

    To the best of my knowledge, BDSM furniture like this doesn’t exist. I went so far as to build my own spanking table but I don’t have the skill to be able to make truly fine furniture as I envision. Mine is hardly a work of art, though it’s highly functional, and it badly needs some built in padding to improve the experience of being bound. Sure wish I knew how to do upholstery—I’d take a stab at an improved version.

    Anyway, so that’s my wish list of BDSM equipment that doesn’t seem to exist. If you, good reader, know of products that meet the needs I’ve outlined, by all means, please point me to them! Thanks very much, and…

    Enjoy Yourself,

    Jake