This weekend, for Joy and I, revolves around the second letter of the alphabet, the letter “B”.
“B” can stand for so many things! Balloons, birthdays, bonfires and bologna all begin with it. But as you might recall from last week, here at our house, we are focused on two particular topics in our alphabetical tour: cocktails and BDSM. So that narrows the field a bit, doesn’t it?
On the cocktail side, we are serving Boston Golds, which are made by adding a touch of banana to the more commonplace Screwdriver. Here’s the recipe in case you decide you’d like to taste one yourself:
- One oz. Vodka
- 1/2 oz. Creme de Banana
- Orange Juice
Pour the vodka and banana liqueur into a highball glass over ice. Fill with orange juice, stir and serve.
The BDSM side of the equation is a bit trickier. The obvious choice, of course, would be bondage, but not only is it too obvious, but Joy and I have not yet worked our way back to where she is ready for cuffs and chains. Therefore, our BDSM “B” tonight will stand for Ben Wa Balls.
We actually have a couple different sets of Ben Wa Balls, but there’s one particular set that Joy favors. Rather than the individual balls being connected by a cord, instead this set has a variety of sizes of balls, and each is connected to the other by a firm, but flexible, plastic stem. It is made to be used in Joy’s rear entrance, and with a bit of lubrication, the plastic has enough rigidity to allow the balls to be inserted nice and deep. After proper warm up, Joy dearly loves to have the balls thrust in and out of her tight behind, each ball’s passage requiring her bottom to open and then close again around the narrow stem once it is through. Add in a little judicious use of a good vibrator, and there will be no stopping the orgasms.
Properly speaking, these might better be termed “anal beads” than Ben Wa Balls, but since beads begins with the letter “B” also, I’m feeling that it passes muster.
So, Boston Golds and Be Wa Balls will constitute the two main events for B weekend. We have company coming over for dinner, so we’ll be sharing the cocktails, and the Ben Wa Balls will be enjoyed later, in private. Strictly through coincidence, dinner is a barbecue, and we’re grilling burgers. Perhaps in between we’ll watch a B-movie, or crank up some of my old B-52’s CDs for a listen. It’s a plethora of “B”s all around!