1. Work sucks!
  2. Wife is not in a good place right now.
  3. Too many vanilla social obligations.
  4. Honey-do list is longer than the honey-do-me list
  5. You are not in a good place, either!
  6. Did I mention that work sucks?
  7. Nasty cold virus insinuates itself into household
  8. Stomach virus–entirely separate from the cold virus mentioned above–enters the home on a perpendicular course, so that each member of the household has their own separate disease, right up to the day in which they swap
  9. Right after work stops sucking, it immediately starts to blow.

    And, of course, the top reason not to post on your blog…

  10. Zzzzzzz….

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